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The Rainbow Passage
When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a rainbow. The rainbow is a division of white light into many beautiful colors. These take the shape of a long round arch, with its path high above, and its two ends apparently beyond the horizon. There is, according to legend, a boiling pot of gold at one end. People look, but no one ever finds it. When a man looks for something beyond his reach, his friends say he is looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Birmingham Male Conversation
Conversation
If you had to ask me what my favorite meal of the day is, I’d for sure definitely say breakfast. I love breakfast, ‘cause you’ve got so many options don’t you? You can have cereal or you can have toast or you can have … Sometimes I like to have like a big, full English breakfast and you get all the fried food. You get bacon, you get sausage, you get eggs, some baked beans. And I love that ‘cause, you know, it fills you up for the day. But my wife Vera, she always tells me not to have too much ‘cause it’s not good for the heart you see. But every now and again I still have it. Don’t tell Vera that. Yeah, I love breakfast, me. I like lunch and dinner as well, but if I only had to have one constantly, I’d probably choose breakfast.
I’ll tell you a funny story actually. I was down in the park the other day, right? And I was just walking through the middle, and it was a sunny day. And I was just walking through the middle of the park, and then there’s this duck, here’s this duck crossing the path in front of me. And I said to my wife as she was walking with me in the park, I said to her, “Look look, Vera. Vera. There’s a duck in the park.” And it was … It doesn’t sound funny to you, but it was funny at the time, because it wasn’t just one duck, it was a mother duck and it had all its little babies walking behind. It must’ve been about four or five of them. And yeah, so I said to Vera, “Look, look. It’s a gang of ducks in front.” And she said, “Oh, that’s adorable.” I said, “Yeah, it’s very, very sweet.”
I’ve been watching the Godfather films recently. I think they’re bloody brilliant. I watched, funny enough right, don’t ask me why, but I started to watch the second one first, and then I watched the first one. And then I watched the third one, but I didn’t even watch it all because it wasn’t very good. Which is strange I think, because the first two were brilliant, but the third one, it’s just a waste of time really. I don’t know what they were thinking. But yeah. It just gets you thinking about life in a different way, you know. ‘Cause sometimes you think you’re very safe and you think nothing can really harm you, but then you see what these gangsters are doing, right? These gangsters made me be scared actually.
I’ve been having some swimming lessons lately. You wouldn’t believe this, right, but I’m twenty-two years old and I never learned how to swim. So I turned up, right, on a Tuesday. I think it was Tuesday, it might’ve been Wednesday. No, it was definitely Tuesday, ‘cause I remember, ‘cause I had work that day and I came after work. And I said to Pamela on the reception desk, I said, “Oh, I’m gonna go swimming today after work.” And she said, “Oh, are you?” And I said, “Yeah. Yeah, I am.” I remember that quite clearly now. Yeah, I came to ... I turned up at the swimming pool, right, and I was a bit embarrassed because I’m quite old. I’m an adult man. I’m an adult, and I don’t know how to swim, so. The instructor was actually a very, very nice lady. And she didn’t actually make me feel too embarrassed. And I learned. She gave me a float and she told me to kick out my legs. Just keep kicking out my little legs. And it was brilliant. I was like a torpedo. I was just like a torpedo gliding across the water.
I was walking through town the other day, and I had my Aston Villa shirt on. I’m a big Aston Villa fan, actually. And some guy comes up to me, he says, “Oy. Oy you. Are you a Villan?” And I said, “Yeah. Yeah, I love Aston Villa, me. I go every week.” Well, every other week, ‘cause I’ve got a home season ticket you see. And yeah he said to me, “Oy. Oy, you. You a Villan?” And I said, “Yeah. Yeah, I am.” And he said, “Me too.” And I said, “Oh. That’s fantastic news.” And so we actually ended up talking for a little while, just about the football. But yeah, lovely, lovely man.